they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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