Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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