moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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