Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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