I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Randomize
