32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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