i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i was born a porn star she said
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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