Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You're like the curious george of whores
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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