Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is Oprah even human
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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