Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
My vagina is very pro this idea
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