1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
nut hugger
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I lost the right to judge tonight
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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