if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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