I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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