Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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