if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Found the puke drawer
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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