That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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