I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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