He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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