Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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