I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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