I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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