sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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