It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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