Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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