Barsexuality is the new black.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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