porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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