God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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