Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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