she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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