strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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