we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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