i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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