worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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