hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Screwed.edu
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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