Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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