Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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