I must be too annoying 4 u.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need water and some morals
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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