Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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