it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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