My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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