There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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