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White coat. Heels.

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(313): White coat. Heels. http://tfl.nu/vzw7

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My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.

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(505): My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though. http://tfl.nu/1gr0

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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.

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(612): Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too. http://tfl.nu/msn4

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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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(502): i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is... http://tfl.nu/n91t

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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"

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(614): you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers" http://tfl.nu/unf8

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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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(705): her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken http://tfl.nu/6ixh

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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours

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(240): last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours http://tfl.nu/1nv0

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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night

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(440): It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night http://tfl.nu/ffc5

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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him

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(614): Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him http://tfl.nu/w6qf

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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?

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(778): He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I? http://tfl.nu/r6dy

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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.

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(717): He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes. http://tfl.nu/uq08

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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.

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(847): I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus. http://tfl.nu/s4im

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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.

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(510): Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals. http://tfl.nu/vphu

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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.

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(805): Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012. http://tfl.nu/u0sr

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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts

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(215): Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts http://tfl.nu/dne4

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