there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online