I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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