you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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