Jerry, you need to find god
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.