I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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