If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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