It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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