is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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