i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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