We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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