How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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