He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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